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By anon - 16/03/2016 17:19 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, in my class, we were using a site that links the students from their phones to the tv in the front of the class to answer trivia questions. Students are able to enter their usernames. "[My name] loves hentai" appeared. Not knowing what that is, my teacher looked it up. On screen. FML

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