Miscellaneous: Today, I was under the impression that I was going to the beach... - FML

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By Prxncxssa - 15/04/2016 18:15 - United States - Rosemead

Today, I was under the impression that I was going to the beach with my friends. It was only until I was three hours late for school because I was packing for the beach when I get a text saying the car doesnt fit all of us and I was voted out... Here I come Saturday School! FML

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