Miscellaneous Today, I was two hours early for a flight because I keep missing... - FML

help - 22/02/2016 22:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was two hours early for a flight because I keep missing them. It's too bad I wrote the date down wrong and was two days late. FML

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