Miscellaneous Today, I was ordering some computer hardware (RAM, CPU, etc...)... - FML

Anonymous - 20/02/2016 02:49 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I was ordering some computer hardware (RAM, CPU, etc...) on my laptop at the local library. I nearly got arrested because some titbrain thought I was ordering parts for a meth lab and made a whole show about it. I'm now banned from the same library for "causing a scene". FML

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