Intimacy: Today, I was on a bus to a sorority's formal and I was split... - FML

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By boning seat mates - 04/04/2016 04:42 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was on a bus to a sorority's formal and I was split from my date and had to squeeze and sit next to a random couple. I was talking to my date and some friends in the aisle when about halfway through the 15 minute bus ride I feel something a look back at the couple. They were fucking. FML

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