Today, I was in music class and was asked to do a solo song with... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 16:46

Today, I was in music class and was asked to do a solo song with guitar and vocals. After finished this guy came up to me and said 'you did great! Do you wanna get lunch sometime?' After saying no my best friend came up to me and said 'wow. And you cry cause you're single'. I'm gay. FML

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