Miscellaneous: Today, I was in Hollister and I was going into the changing room...

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By mason_brown17 - 19/04/2016 13:42 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was in Hollister and I was going into the changing room and the door was locked. I kept trying to get before it finally flew open to the sight of a 12 year old girl naked which caused her dad to beat the shit out of me. FML

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