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By DucttapedAirbag - 28/03/2016 21:34 - United States - Ilion

Today, I was getting out of my boyfriend's car when the wind blew the door out of my hand denting the new silver Lincoln next to us and adding some blue paint. The repair costs $1433. I've been saving up for over a year to get an airbag and side mirror put on my car. Guess that's not happening. FML

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