Work: Today, I was fired because I "go to the bathroom too often".... - FML

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By fmjob - 02/03/2016 06:36 - United States - Westlake

Today, I was fired because I "go to the bathroom too often". I worked a 12 hour shift and I'm on my period. I went twice.

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