Miscellaneous Today, I was catching up on my math homework and studying for... - FML

screwedstudent - 02/02/2016 06:32 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I was catching up on my math homework and studying for my math test by doing problems over again. I am sitting in my pajamas crying because I am getting every problem wrong. The test is first thing tomorrow morning. FML.

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