Today I was blindsighted as my boss terminated me from my dream...

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By Hippyk - 14/10/2018 03:06

Today I was blindsighted as my boss terminated me from my dream job, the reason, I interuped someone. I didn't even know I did but sure am sorry now. I have a 12 month lease and the town is too small and no one will hire me. Fml

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