Today, I was babysitting a 7-year-old girl and trying to get...

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By larbabi - 01/03/2018 02:23

Today, I was babysitting a 7-year-old girl and trying to get her to go to sleep. I was singing her a lullaby and when I thought she was finally asleep, I snuck out of the room only to have her turn and tell me, "you sing like a squirrel!" . FML

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