Health: Today, I was at the hospital getting an MRI for my torn muscle... - FML

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By AiRzSubzero - 12/04/2016 08:25 - United States - Gaylord

Today, I was at the hospital getting an MRI for my torn muscle on my arm. A lady came up to me and punched in my bad arm. I turned to face her and she then proceeded to slap me across the face. She then apologized and said that she thought I was her ex-husband. I'm 14. She was 50. FML.

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