Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the airport with my family. As we went through...

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:13 - United States

Today, I was at the airport with my family. As we went through security, the agent giving a pat down stared at me for about 5 seconds before saying, "you're a little girl, right?". It would have been awkward enough had I not been a 17 year old boy.

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