Love: Today, I've been talking to a Polish girl for quite some time...

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 18:49 - Canada - Lac Du Bonnet

Today, I've been talking to a Polish girl for quite some time and decided that we wanted to meet each other, I'm from Canada and bought a plane ticket. she just told me she doesn't want to be my friend anymore. There goes $1000. FML.

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