Miscellaneous: Today, I took the ACT. I took some Adderal before the test to... - FML

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By Don't do drugs kids - 20/04/2016 04:19 - United States - Chaska

Today, I took the ACT. I took some Adderal before the test to help me focus. It was working well until I had to pee. I started to focus on how much I needed to pee so much I couldn't pay any attention to my test. I had to guess on the last half of the test. FML

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