Health: Today, I stacked 3 doc appointments into 1 day to save days off... - FML

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By ADDiva - 01/02/2016 04:25 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I stacked 3 doc appointments into 1 day to save days off work. So in a 4 hour span I heard, "You have bronchial pneumonia, a bladder infection, may require bladder surgery, need trifocals for your 1st prescription & have basal cell skin cancer that needs removing." Geez! I'm 46, not 110! FML

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