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By pissedoff - 14/01/2016 05:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I spent 4 hours walking around the mall, trying to sort out a custom Xbox controller with my boyfriend's 11 year old son who can barely manage to mumble a fucking sentence to me, let alone say 'thanks'. FML

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