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By SassGasOrAss - 21/04/2016 17:13 - United States - Southfield

Today, I sneezed during a test. As my muscles tensed and relaxed, I let out a big fart that I could not control. I thought I was off the hook as I began coughing to cover up the noise, and nobody turned to me. Until after class, when someone started calling me 'Miss gassy' and others joined in. FML

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