Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mother crying on the phone. Thinking somebody...

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By shinymaster3000 - 02/04/2016 18:18 - United States - New York

Today, I saw my mother crying on the phone. Thinking somebody died or something, I asked her what's wrong. She said she's crying because the cab company put her on hold. Yes, she's crying because the cab company put her on hold. FML

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