Miscellaneous: Today, I realized the only thing I accomplished over spring break... - FML

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By swegdood - 19/03/2016 06:09 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I realized the only thing I accomplished over spring break is that I can play video games 24 hours without breaks. FML

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