Work Today, I realized that, even though I've worked here for over... - FML

MrCellophane - 08/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Washington

Today, I realized that, even though I've worked here for over two years, I'm not worth the consideration of printing out a picture on a sheet of paper for people to sign for my work anniversary. The fact that everyone around me has posted theirs on their cubicle walls doesn't help. FML

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Today, my dad is super overprotective and can view my search history through his phone. I'd downloaded the Google app to be able search for things he wouldn't approve of. I just realized I've been making all these searches on my school account. I go to a private school and they can view my search history. FML

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