Work: Today, I rang up cigarettes and a lighter and asked the customer...

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By mustanggt - 03/02/2016 00:20 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I rang up cigarettes and a lighter and asked the customer if he wanted any more "coffin nails". He collapsed to his knees sobbing and neither my employees nor I could console him. His wife had just died from lung cancer. FML.

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