Miscellaneous: Today, I ran in to Asian neighbor at the park. Her pomeranian... - FML

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By wow_really? - 27/04/2016 01:41 - United States

Today, I ran in to Asian neighbor at the park. Her pomeranian was barking and scared of my much larger dog. I said, "aw, your dog is scared she'll be eaten." She looked a bit shocked and said she had to go. I think about what I said. I forgot about the stereotype of the Chinese eating dogs. FML

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