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By Onigori - 09/02/2016 19:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I performed a piece I've been working on for weeks. I had it memorized, ran through it several times earlier, and had it near perfect. When it came time to perform for class, I made the ugliest noise I've ever made. I have no idea how or why, but I failed the performance. FML

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