Miscellaneous: Today, I paid an "experienced essay writer" from Craigslist $180...

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By tricked - 11/04/2016 09:05 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I paid an "experienced essay writer" from Craigslist $180 to write me a 5 page essay for my university course. She submitted it to me late and it was so lousy that I only got 40%. FML.

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