Intimacy: Today I met a girl at a bar, long dark hair, hour glass figure,...

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By oops - 16/04/2016 12:15 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today I met a girl at a bar, long dark hair, hour glass figure, absolute stunner. We went back to her place only for me to find out this gorgeous woman was a transgender. In the heat of it all, we had sex anyway. FML

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