Miscellaneous: Today, I'm a 27-year-old back-to-school university student. Everybody... - FML

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By Oldstudent - 22/04/2016 16:37 - Croatia

Today, I'm a 27-year-old back-to-school university student. Everybody in my year hates me because I'm genuinely interested in actively participating in my classes and getting good grades, instead of partying, cheating in exams, and not caring about school at all. Apparently, I make them look bad. FML

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