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By Sir_MicFlur - 15/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Newark

Today, I learned that you could put disks through a cleaner and it fixes them. This is after buying call of duty 3 times after they got scratched and I can't find the receipts. I wasted $180 just to play a game with my friends that they decided they don't even like. FML

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