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By gullible - 01/04/2016 17:33 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, I have been putting up with her April fools jokes all day, so when my pregnant sister told me her water broke, I ignored her, until the puddle of water appeared under her. Once we arrived at the hospital she told me she'd wet herself, she thought it was hysterical. Happy April fools. FML

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