Miscellaneous: Today, I had to send my band director some recordings of scales.... - FML

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By Jstick - 25/03/2016 15:11 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to send my band director some recordings of scales. After I spent an hour recording them all and sending them individually, I checked back the next day to discover that none of them had actually sent. They were due the day I recorded them. Of all classes, I'm going to fail band. FML

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