Miscellaneous: Today, I had brought my personal laptop for my new animation... - FML

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By UniversalWolf - 26/03/2016 16:39 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I had brought my personal laptop for my new animation class. The teacher gave a link to a video that wouldn’t open in Chrome, so I opened it in Firefox. I use multiple browsers for ‘various’ things. I suddenly remembered what I used Firefox for 3 months ago... very loud porn. FML

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