Miscellaneous: Today, I had a try-out for the softball team at my school. I... - FML

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By Buck411 - 20/03/2016 01:07 - United States - East Hartford

Today, I had a try-out for the softball team at my school. I was nervous, but I was excited to play. I haven't been able to feel my legs all day, the cold caused me to have a day long asthma attack, and I ended the try-out by twisting both of my ankles and falling on my face. FML

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