Work: Today, I had a job interview. I did not see the manager anywhere.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 22:23 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I had a job interview. I did not see the manager anywhere. I asked an employee where should I go for the interview, they said they will get the manager asap. 20 minutes later, the manager comes out and tells me I am disqualified from the job because I am late. I arrived 10 minutes early. fml

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