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By Senseless_487 - 25/03/2016 16:50 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I got to spend hours listening to my manager brag about how big his quarterly bonus was. Apparently, it was more than I make in a year. I guess I can plug away at 25 hours a week as long as I make him the big bucks. FML

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Today, I was fired for following my supervisor's directions. That is to say, I was told to take away contacts from our team to avoid metric drops. The client caught us both, and my supervisor simply threw me under the bus. FML

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