Miscellaneous Today, I got my period while trying on bridesmaid dresses. FML. - FML

NotPartOfTheWeddingAnymore - 23/02/2016 05:35 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I got my period while trying on bridesmaid dresses. FML.

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