Intimacy: Today, I got in trouble for not texting while I was driving.... - FML

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By randommanwill - 21/02/2016 22:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I got in trouble for not texting while I was driving. Yes, you read that correctly. My mom spent an hour screaming at me because I didn't reply to her. When I asked her why she didn't text me earlier, she said it was because she was driving. FML.

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