Miscellaneous Today, I got hit on the right eye with a softball during practice....... - FML

awkwardbri - 22/01/2016 02:21 - United States - Spring

Today, I got hit on the right eye with a softball during practice.... later on after practice, sitting down just waiting for my ride, I then got hit again on the left eye with another softball. Now I have one black eye at the moment, pretty sure tomorrow the other eye will look the same.

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