Miscellaneous: Today, I got a notification (from Windows, mind you) asking if... - FML

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By GodDamnitWindows - 19/02/2016 22:28 - United States - Naperville

Today, I got a notification (from Windows, mind you) asking if I wanted a free upgrade to Windows 10. I was running Windows 7, so I accepted. I left it downloading overnight. I have a huge presentation due tomorrow and I need to finish some slides. My computer won't turn on. FML

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