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By Mini-me in the making - 23/03/2016 20:52 - United States - Naperville

Today, I got a call from my daughter's teacher. Thinking she was in trouble, I drove up to her school. She wasn't in trouble. Her teacher just thinks my daughter doesn't have what it takes to become a meteorologist like me. My daughter has a GPA above a 4.0 and got straight A's last semester. FML

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