Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t “like me just the way... - FML

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By Feeling Betrayed - 12/01/2018 16:13

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t “like me just the way I am”, wants me to lose weight, and threatened to leave me if I don’t. This, after I spent so much time helping him get back on his feet so he could go back to college and get a job again. I’m not even that overweight. FML

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