Love Today, I found my recently made ex on tinder. This wouldn't be... - FML

sarahturtle - 16/02/2016 04:17 - United States - Marysville

Today, I found my recently made ex on tinder. This wouldn't be a problem except he broke up with me because he didn't want to date and said he needed to be alone. FML

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