Miscellaneous: Today, I failed a math test because I was drop dead exhausted.... - FML

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By Radi0activ3 - 02/04/2016 01:24 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I failed a math test because I was drop dead exhausted. I was drop dead exhausted because I pulled an all nighter to study. I had to pull an all nighter because I was away the day the test was announced and nobody bothered to tell me despite me asking my teacher multiples times. FML

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