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By LizzysOwner - 23/04/2016 03:04 - United States - New Woodstock

Today, I excitedly chopped my hair into a cute short style after debating it for many months. While many were excited to see my new hair cut, one guy stated how horrible it was that I didn't donate it to a charity in the UK. I am in the US, and I donated 12 inches of hair five months ago. FML

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