Miscellaneous: Today, I drove 2 hours away to test drive a new car. I loved... - FML

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By Accidental Car Thief - 02/04/2016 19:40 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, I drove 2 hours away to test drive a new car. I loved it, but I wanted to look around. When I got home, I realized I still had the car keys in my pocket. They close before I can get back there and are not answering. I don't know what to do. FML

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