Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to eat lunch in the school library while I worked... - FML

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By Kill me - 25/01/2016 19:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I decided to eat lunch in the school library while I worked on an essay. Minutes into the period, a boy comes to sit at the computer next to mine. All was well until he started looking up videos of people popping their pimples, blisters, and infections. While I ate. FML

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