Health: Today, I awoke sicker than a dog without the ability to speak... - FML

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By sastgamer - 08/04/2016 18:27 - United States - Brainerd

Today, I awoke sicker than a dog without the ability to speak due to my throat. Told my sister I was sick and then went back to bed. Awoke around an hour later to my mom yelling at me for being a truant. Not only did my sister not tell my mom, but my mom didn't believe me when I said I was sick. fml

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