Miscellaneous Today, I asked my dad if he could help me study science. Midway... - FML

Zendroid - 01/02/2016 03:35 - United States - Cumming

Today, I asked my dad if he could help me study science. Midway through the study guide, he began trying to figure out why water had a high specific heat, as I had left that answer blank. He proceeded to watch a 30 minute video before I finally had to go to bed. I have a test tomorrow, FML.

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