Work Today, I applied through UCAS website to become a MFL teacher... - FML

NHope - 11/02/2016 09:01 - France

Today, I applied through UCAS website to become a MFL teacher (Modern Foreign Languages). I wrote that I really wanted to become "FML teacher" all over my personal statement. FML

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Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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Embarrassingly accurate. Cheers!

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Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML

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