Work: Today, at work at a cafè, my co-worker broke the toasted sandwich...

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By fmlfreek101 - 13/01/2016 15:29 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, at work at a cafè, my co-worker broke the toasted sandwich maker at work, but told us not to worry; she can use her hair straightener instead. This woman makes twice the salary. FML

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